“In any case, [she] is like a urine cake with sauerkraut filling and rotten crab frosting.”
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Monday, May 3, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
“I don’t think you can get a margarita and a kids menu.”
Thursday, April 29, 2010
“He grabbed his penis and said, ‘Come over here. I want you to turn my shrimp into a lobster,’” according to court papers filed by 28-year-old Rosemarie Ferranti, who was presumably hired to wait tables, not transmogrify genitalia.
Gothamist
Friday, April 23, 2010
“I’m uncertain how I feel about creamy wine product.”
Monday, April 19, 2010
“I think that if I was a middle-aged lady I’d probably be bored a LOT.”
Friday, April 16, 2010
“You have moongina stuck in your head? Gross.”
Todd Wachsman
Saturday, April 3, 2010
“I just think it’s neat that you midgets are able to make chocolate.”
Some guy on The Little Chocolatiers, as quoted on The Soup
Thursday, April 1, 2010
“The latest season of MTV’s long-running program ended last night like a geriatric poodle falling down a flight of stairs.”
Gawker.com, on the season finale of MTV’s The Real World
Monday, March 29, 2010
“Seeing hardcore Republicans watch Sarah Palin makes me think of lab rats that have been trained to push a button to get cocaine.”
Monday, March 29, 2010
“A sand horse! The car of the desert!”
Homer Simpson, upon seeing a camel
Friday, March 26, 2010
“That sounds like some sort of institutional-sized box of frozen chins for cafeteria use.”
Friday, March 26, 2010
“His brother has a masterful goatee.”