“That sounds like a place that would be owned and operated by soft-spoken lesbians.”
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
“No one can be intimidating if they’re wearing a skinny piano tie.”
Thursday, January 14, 2010
“It looked like an anthropomorphic coal miner’s lunchbox leapt into the water.”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.”
Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.”
Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“For the record: ‘homemade Danish’ is not a euphemism.”
Mythbuster and Twitter user @donttrythis (Adam Savage).
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“It’s terrible being an only child because you can’t stand being around anybody.”
Gwen Veazey
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
“It’s my favorite movie! I never got to see it!”
Overheard in Target by Twitter user @leeannthill.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
“I plead…crazy!”
Audrey Fowler
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
“Why didn’t you try the tilapia?”
“I’m embarrassed to eat spaghetti in public.”
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“Zurlene. It is not that hard.”
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“Is he a convicted felon? I thought he was just a motivational speaker.”