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Tomarra
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“I know you end up with broccoli, but that really sounds like a drug deal.”
Tomarra, after hearing details of my CSA pickup
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“…if I were an ambitious almond, I would attempt to become ruler of the world by threatening to release the cyanide I naturally contain.”
The Impulsive Buy
Friday, June 11, 2010
“It’s not that bad. Her hair’s not falling out any more.”
Audrey Fowler
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
“Like small-breasted porn starlets, the Ritz Crackerfuls Cheddar Cheese & Bacon keeps it real.”
The Impulsive Buy
Thursday, May 27, 2010
William Veazey: “It’s just another part of that endemic problem in society, of people being too caught up in themselves.”
Amanda Veazey: “Yeah, I tweeted about that last night.”
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
“Sometimes it does seem like it would be a delight to be a bedridden shut-in.”
Monday, May 17, 2010
“Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!”
Homer Simpson
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
“That’s Elise for you, in a nutshell–she creeps people out with her perfume.”
Jill Dobson
Saturday, May 8, 2010
“I can’t believe we’re arguing over how to portray a Norse god as a homeless guy.”
William Veazey
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Alex Trebek: “It’s the only state whose name ends in a G.”
Contestant: “What is Wyoming?”
Wanda Veazey: “That can’t be right. What about Washington?”
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
“Your dreams of warm rubbery stale bread and greasy questionable meat products have been answered!”
Grocery Eats (warning, language NSFW)