Things We Heard (or Said)

Ryan — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:50:40 +0000

“Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ‘em up. Either that or she got dentures.”
Gawker

Ryan — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:49:53 +0000

“Fire tits [are] an uncommon twist for a gay man’s dream.”
Todd Wachsman

Ryan — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:46:34 +0000

“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.”
Ron Mitchell

Ryan — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:15:27 +0000

“We’ve all had our own experiences. I worked in a singing diner, you were a French poodle.”

Ryan — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:17:10 +0000

“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?”
Damon John

Ryan — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:43:47 +0000

“A gorilla doing sign language is plausible, but a gorilla maintaining a website is just shocking.”

William — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:30:14 +0000

“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.”
Amanda Veazey

Ryan — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:56:18 +0000

“The side of your head is completely famous.”
Todd Wachsman

William — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:05:01 +0000

“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?”
Amanda Veazey

Ryan — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:43:21 +0000

“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.”
Description of a horrifying 80’s workout video

Ryan — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:23:29 +0000

“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell

William — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:21:34 +0000

“Pulp Fiction was a huge stepping stone for Samuel L. Clemens.”
Submitted by Troy Hickman. Thanks, Troy!