Large black lady, looking at the produce section: Why ain’t they just got regular plain old apples? This be too many to pick from! Half-interested friend: Mmm-hmm. Atlantic Station Pathmark
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Large black lady, looking at the produce section: Why ain’t they just got regular plain old apples? This be too many to pick from! Half-interested friend: Mmm-hmm. Atlantic Station Pathmark
“For a split-second I thought I had somehow managed to poop yellow poop through my clothes.”
Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious FOOD, PAGE 54 A seemingly random quote slapped at the bottom of a Time magazine article
“It looks like she has two breasts attached to her ass.” Discussing a woman with unusually undulatory buttocks
Seen: Sign reading “Take Corn Foot Rub” in Flushing, Queens
Mature piano teacher has her boobs tortured by lusty gayboys The upsetting subject line from a spam message I received
“Extension chords” cabinet label
“Heads Up this could easily cause customer problem is ALL Associates are not aware of the issue.” heading on a memo from a district manager for Office Max
“Please save all urine.” A sign in the North Carolina Baptist Hospital
“FRIENDS ARE A VERY RARE JEWELS” Marquee at a gas station
YOUR STUPED A tag seen spray-painted at the top of a water tower in Staten Island… don’t ask
Seen: A sign reading “Potato Expo Fairgrounds”