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Category Archives: Vaguely Inappropriate
Monday, December 14, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.” Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Ryan: We always learned in music class that the organ was the king of the instruments. Chris: That’s appropriate since it’s always played by a big queen.
Friday, November 20, 2009
“You know Sarah. If it’s alive, she loves it, and if it’s dead, she stuffs it.” Amanda Veazey
Friday, November 13, 2009
“My parrot has a bad New Jersey accent. And she’s anti-Semitic.” Sterling Bollinger
Sunday, September 20, 2009
“See? Sigourney Weaver is wearing appropriate undergarments.” Overheard during an Emmy-watching party
Monday, August 3, 2009
“I never wanted to see ‘The Lion King’ on Broadway because I was afraid that watching black people pretend to be jungle animals would somehow make me a racist.”
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
“I don’t know if it’s ever really appropriate to describe a bowel movement as ‘hearty.’”
Saturday, July 18, 2009
“When a man and a woman love each other very much, but hate babies, a stork comes to the window and they beat it with a broom.” Jezebel’s answer to the question, “Where do abortions come from?“
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
“Now the person running this ancient land-phallus [Italy] is a naked orange clown who spends all of his time ringleading orgies with young non-wife girls or fiddling around with the roster of the soccer team he randomly owns.” Wonkette
Thursday, June 18, 2009
“At least we know now how to get in trouble around this place, right, Essie?” A young (somewhere between 6-12) child’s voice in Cabo Pulmo, a remote but inexpensive Mexican place Contributed by Mark
Saturday, June 6, 2009
“Keep your paws off it. It’s my weird leather thing.” Amanda Veazey