“I don’t know how someone could use a urinal and eat a salad, though. It seems so… unsanitary.”
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Category Archives: Vaguely Inappropriate
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
“What is it with Bobby jiggling fried food in sacks today?” Al Mancuso
Thursday, July 29, 2010
“I loved his sweater, but I suspect I’d look like a poorly circumcised penis were I to try and wear it.”
Friday, June 18, 2010
“If everyone who had their ass slapped in a bar called the cops, the police would never get anything done!”
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“It’s okay. You’re white, you’re supposed to like Journey.” Tomarra
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
“Like small-breasted porn starlets, the Ritz Crackerfuls Cheddar Cheese & Bacon keeps it real.” The Impulsive Buy
Monday, May 17, 2010
“Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!” Homer Simpson
Thursday, April 29, 2010
“He grabbed his penis and said, ‘Come over here. I want you to turn my shrimp into a lobster,’” according to court papers filed by 28-year-old Rosemarie Ferranti, who was presumably hired to wait tables, not transmogrify genitalia. Gothamist
Thursday, February 4, 2010
“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.” Amanda Veazey
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.” Description of a horrifying 80′s workout video
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“That sounds like a place that would be owned and operated by soft-spoken lesbians.”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.” Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”