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Category Archives: Vaguely Inappropriate

“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.”
Amanda Veazey

“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.”
Description of a horrifying 80’s workout video

“That sounds like a place that would be owned and operated by soft-spoken lesbians.”

“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.”
Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”

“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.”
Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller

“For the record: ‘homemade Danish’ is not a euphemism.”
Mythbuster and Twitter user @donttrythis (Adam Savage).

“The Jews don’t work in gingerbread. It’s not their medium.”
Jennifer Koppelman-Hutt

“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.”
Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville

Ryan: We always learned in music class that the organ was the king of the instruments.
Chris: That’s appropriate since it’s always played by a big queen.

“You know Sarah.  If it’s alive, she loves it, and if it’s dead, she stuffs it.”
Amanda Veazey

“My parrot has a bad New Jersey accent.  And she’s anti-Semitic.”
Sterling Bollinger

“See? Sigourney Weaver is wearing appropriate undergarments.”
Overheard during an Emmy-watching party