“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.”
Amanda Veazey
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Category Archives: Vaguely Inappropriate
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.”
Description of a horrifying 80’s workout video
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“That sounds like a place that would be owned and operated by soft-spoken lesbians.”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.”
Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.”
Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“For the record: ‘homemade Danish’ is not a euphemism.”
Mythbuster and Twitter user @donttrythis (Adam Savage).
Monday, December 14, 2009
“The Jews don’t work in gingerbread. It’s not their medium.”
Jennifer Koppelman-Hutt
Friday, December 11, 2009
“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.”
Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Ryan: We always learned in music class that the organ was the king of the instruments.
Chris: That’s appropriate since it’s always played by a big queen.
Friday, November 20, 2009
“You know Sarah. If it’s alive, she loves it, and if it’s dead, she stuffs it.”
Amanda Veazey
Friday, November 13, 2009
“My parrot has a bad New Jersey accent. And she’s anti-Semitic.”
Sterling Bollinger
Sunday, September 20, 2009
“See? Sigourney Weaver is wearing appropriate undergarments.”
Overheard during an Emmy-watching party