“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.” Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville
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Category Archives: Unfortunate Imagery
Friday, December 11, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
“I can’t quite get her to stop using cake as a doo-doo pan.”
Friday, November 20, 2009
“You know Sarah. If it’s alive, she loves it, and if it’s dead, she stuffs it.” Amanda Veazey
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Me: Aww. You just give me little pockets of joy in my chest! James: That’s me! Providing happy hemorrhoids of the heart! My boyfriend and I, being disgusting again
Monday, November 9, 2009
“I really take issue with the pair of beef sunglasses that I got on the first course.” Alex Guarnaschelli
Saturday, November 7, 2009
“Man, I wish I was still in college, drinking juice boxes and watching ‘Murder She Wrote.’” Amanda Veazey
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
T: I don’t even know what a comptroller does! S: Well, John Slattery played one on Sex & The City–Carrie dated him. T: So, a comptroller likes to pee on people?
Thursday, October 8, 2009
“You so should have pumpkin spiced her ass.” Todd Wachsman
Thursday, October 1, 2009
“Her music is what I imagine Quentin Tarantino’s head sounds like.” Tomarra, discussing Fabian Del Sol
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
“Lord help me, I just ate a putrid sea urchin from a conveyor belt.” Nico Muhly
Friday, August 21, 2009
“Dancing makes me feel like a chubby girl in an ugly prom dress.”
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
“I don’t know if it’s ever really appropriate to describe a bowel movement as ‘hearty.’”