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Category Archives: Unfortunate Imagery
Monday, March 1, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?”
Damon John
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.”
Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”
Friday, December 11, 2009
“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.”
Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville
Monday, November 30, 2009
“I can’t quite get her to stop using cake as a doo-doo pan.”
Friday, November 20, 2009
“You know Sarah. If it’s alive, she loves it, and if it’s dead, she stuffs it.”
Amanda Veazey
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Me: Aww. You just give me little pockets of joy in my chest!
James: That’s me! Providing happy hemorrhoids of the heart!
My boyfriend and I, being disgusting again
Monday, November 9, 2009
“I really take issue with the pair of beef sunglasses that I got on the first course.”
Alex Guarnaschelli
Saturday, November 7, 2009
“Man, I wish I was still in college, drinking juice boxes and watching ‘Murder She Wrote.’”
Amanda Veazey
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
T: I don’t even know what a comptroller does!
S: Well, John Slattery played one on Sex & The City–Carrie dated him.
T: So, a comptroller likes to pee on people?
Thursday, October 8, 2009
“You so should have pumpkin spiced her ass.”
Todd Wachsman
Thursday, October 1, 2009
“Her music is what I imagine Quentin Tarantino’s head sounds like.”
Tomarra, discussing Fabian Del Sol