“I loved his sweater, but I suspect I’d look like a poorly circumcised penis were I to try and wear it.”
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Category Archives: Unfortunate Imagery
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
“It’s not that bad. Her hair’s not falling out any more.” Audrey Fowler
Monday, May 3, 2010
“In any case, [she] is like a urine cake with sauerkraut filling and rotten crab frosting.”
Thursday, April 29, 2010
“He grabbed his penis and said, ‘Come over here. I want you to turn my shrimp into a lobster,’” according to court papers filed by 28-year-old Rosemarie Ferranti, who was presumably hired to wait tables, not transmogrify genitalia. Gothamist
Friday, April 23, 2010
“I’m uncertain how I feel about creamy wine product.”
Friday, April 16, 2010
“You have moongina stuck in your head? Gross.” Todd Wachsman
Saturday, April 3, 2010
“I just think it’s neat that you midgets are able to make chocolate.” Some guy on The Little Chocolatiers, as quoted on The Soup
Friday, March 26, 2010
“That sounds like some sort of institutional-sized box of frozen chins for cafeteria use.”
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
“I feel lonely so often, like some homeless old lady that sits around a shelter doing jigsaw puzzles all day.”
Monday, March 1, 2010
“Fire tits [are] an uncommon twist for a gay man’s dream.” Todd Wachsman
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?” Damon John
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.” Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”