“It’s less likely than being crushed to death by Calista Flockhart.” me again, Margaret
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Friday, March 21, 2003
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
“Sweet! It’s not working! I hate that!” A guy named Mark in my programming class, being very happy about his code not working
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
“I see that you brought Bio Dome. I had thought: ooh, Bio Dome.” Beth
Friday, March 7, 2003
“Before committing suicide, I highly recommend going postal. Might as well take some people with you.” Advice from my brother Damon
Thursday, March 6, 2003
“I’ve smelled babies before. They smell like train compartments.” Matt Cashion, professor of creative writing, discussing sensory imagery
Wednesday, March 5, 2003
“I think I need to go find a nice quiet room, with a pretty blue balloon in the middle of it and just drool on myself for a few hours.” Ink Stained Banana
Tuesday, March 4, 2003
“My scripting nipples get hard just thinking about it!” an unnamed Blogger user, referring to Blogger
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
“You look like a Whack-A-Mole come to life.” Ryan
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
“So, where do I purchase him?” “On a corner. In San Francisco.” Overheard in Target
Thursday, February 20, 2003
“If you think you’re gonna die of boredom, pass the time by remembering genitals you’ve seen over the years.” girls are pretty
Monday, February 17, 2003
“Oh! I need to get his mandolin!” Lauren Hemby
Monday, February 17, 2003
“You are well on your way to getting a cult following. Mom would be proud.” My brother Damon