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William — Tue, 20 May 2003 23:19:58 +0000

Eric: “When was this movie made?”
Ryan: “Jerry Lundegaard.”

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Valette — Fri, 16 May 2003 22:57:13 +0000

“It’s completely butt-kissing the scroll bar; I’m a little uncomfortable with that.”
Me giving a review of a site design

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Valette — Tue, 13 May 2003 19:24:55 +0000

“Sheesh, you people and your degenerate hippy browsers.”
Steve

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Ryan — Fri, 02 May 2003 03:15:55 +0000

“Yul Brynner was a… volcano of testosterone.”
Overheard in Borders… again

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Valette — Mon, 28 Apr 2003 21:46:12 +0000

“Just when I think that I can’t be in love with this program any more, I find some other reason to have its children.”
Damon on Photoshop

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Valette — Wed, 23 Apr 2003 19:04:23 +0000

Me: Queen is not angry German music. Rammstein would be embarassed to be even remotely compared to Queen.
My Brother: There’s that one German phrase in it – ‘blech milclhd ladgh’ – you know. So… it’s kinda German.

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Valette — Mon, 21 Apr 2003 19:42:31 +0000

“I’m glad Tarja Halonen’s nipples could bring international understanding.”
That’s My Blog

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William — Fri, 04 Apr 2003 04:11:52 +0000

“My whole room just reeks of geek.”
A-Ron, discussing his latest motherboard wall hanging

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Ryan — Mon, 31 Mar 2003 05:22:18 +0000

“If I bought [your car], you could always come visit it or borrow it or bring it cake if you want to.”
Me, discussing a hypothetical car purchase with Eric

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Valette — Fri, 28 Mar 2003 22:05:55 +0000

“I could have spread an STD to my entire family.”
Dana, frighteningly

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Ryan — Mon, 24 Mar 2003 01:52:23 +0000

“I’m not sure what’s wrong with you. Here, have a Werther’s Original.”
Ashley Miller discussing the incompetence of her school’s “health director”

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Valette — Fri, 21 Mar 2003 18:52:40 +0000

“Nothing says ‘patriotism’ like nipples.”