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Eric: “When was this movie made?” Ryan: “Jerry Lundegaard.”

“It’s completely butt-kissing the scroll bar; I’m a little uncomfortable with that.” Me giving a review of a site design

“Sheesh, you people and your degenerate hippy browsers.” Steve

“Yul Brynner was a… volcano of testosterone.” Overheard in Borders… again

“Just when I think that I can’t be in love with this program any more, I find some other reason to have its children.” Damon on Photoshop

Me: Queen is not angry German music. Rammstein would be embarassed to be even remotely compared to Queen. My Brother: There’s that one German phrase in it – ‘blech milclhd ladgh’ – you know. So… it’s kinda German.

“I’m glad Tarja Halonen’s nipples could bring international understanding.” That’s My Blog

“My whole room just reeks of geek.” A-Ron, discussing his latest motherboard wall hanging

“If I bought [your car], you could always come visit it or borrow it or bring it cake if you want to.” Me, discussing a hypothetical car purchase with Eric

“I could have spread an STD to my entire family.” Dana, frighteningly

“I’m not sure what’s wrong with you. Here, have a Werther’s Original.” Ashley Miller discussing the incompetence of her school’s “health director”

“Nothing says ‘patriotism’ like nipples.”