“Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.” Anthony Bourdain
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Category Archives: Television
Friday, April 10, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
“Look, I have girl boobs!” Patrick Stewart as himself on Family Guy
Thursday, March 26, 2009
“If you have a spaceship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and thirty million dollars, I’m prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow.” Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
“Excuse me, sir. I think I smell my friend’s beard in here.” Tom Goes to the Mayor
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
“On the chance that Osama bin-Laden tunes in and sees me comparing him to Vanna White, I hope it ruins his night.”Rachel Maddow
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
“When you’re denied sweets your whole life, look what happens… you develop good eating habits.” Alexis Stewart
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
“I don’t know what eight-year-olds like. I mean, your daughter likes to dance in a–you know–with pasties.” “She would if she could, but I say no to that.” Alexis Stewart and Jennifer Koppelman-Hutt discussing… something on Whatever, Martha
Saturday, January 24, 2009
“I like that sort of [jiggly] ‘buxom’ flan.” Dana Cowin, editor of Food & Wine magazine
Thursday, January 15, 2009
“He’s fondling the breast-shaped mould!” Alexis Stewart referring to Conan O’Brien playing with a silicone cupcake pan
Thursday, January 15, 2009
“It looks like polyps, or… teeth…” “It’s disgusting. It looks like the thick lining of a uterine wall.” Alexis Stewart and Jennifer Koppelman Hutt describing a corn bracelet on Whatever, Martha
Thursday, December 4, 2008
His shirt reads “Trust me, I’m perfect” but it should really say “Trust me, that looks like I fried something that used to be inside me.” From an Eater recap of Top Chef
Saturday, November 29, 2008
“I would rather you say ‘penis’ than a doorbell sound.” Conan O’Brien