Things We Heard (or Said) » Television

Ryan — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:07:05 +0000

“Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!”
Homer Simpson

William — Thu, 06 May 2010 05:55:55 +0000

Alex Trebek: “It’s the only state whose name ends in a G.”
Contestant: “What is Wyoming?”
Wanda Veazey: “That can’t be right. What about Washington?”

Ryan — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:00:12 +0000

“I just think it’s neat that you midgets are able to make chocolate.”
Some guy on The Little Chocolatiers, as quoted on The Soup

Sharon — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:44:22 +0000

“The latest season of MTV’s long-running program ended last night like a geriatric poodle falling down a flight of stairs.”
Gawker.com, on the season finale of MTV’s The Real World

Ryan — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 14:22:00 +0000

“A sand horse! The car of the desert!”
Homer Simpson, upon seeing a camel

Ryan — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:17:10 +0000

“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?”
Damon John

Ryan — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:23:44 +0000

“…and there you have our little chicken corn witch face.”
Martha Stewart

William — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:55:33 +0000

“God, I love photos of Glenn Beck crying. It makes every day feel like a Christmas miracle.”
The Retropolitan

Ryan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:11:11 +0000

“I really take issue with the pair of beef sunglasses that I got on the first course.”
Alex Guarnaschelli

Ryan — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 08:41:16 +0000

Daniel: Don’t record ‘Hank.’
Ryan: Why not?
Daniel: Because I don’t know what it is.

William — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:01:49 +0000

“He seems mentally unbalanced. I like him!”
Amanda Veazey, on recent “Jeopardy!” champion Stefan

William — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:36:23 +0000

“What are we watching?”
“We’re watching ‘If the Earth Were Dead’ or something.”
William Veazey & Ryan Eanes