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Category Archives: Television
Monday, May 17, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Alex Trebek: “It’s the only state whose name ends in a G.” Contestant: “What is Wyoming?” Wanda Veazey: “That can’t be right. What about Washington?”
Saturday, April 3, 2010
“I just think it’s neat that you midgets are able to make chocolate.” Some guy on The Little Chocolatiers, as quoted on The Soup
Thursday, April 1, 2010
“The latest season of MTV’s long-running program ended last night like a geriatric poodle falling down a flight of stairs.” Gawker.com, on the season finale of MTV’s The Real World
Monday, March 29, 2010
“A sand horse! The car of the desert!” Homer Simpson, upon seeing a camel
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?” Damon John
Monday, December 14, 2009
“…and there you have our little chicken corn witch face.” Martha Stewart
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
“God, I love photos of Glenn Beck crying. It makes every day feel like a Christmas miracle.” The Retropolitan
Monday, November 9, 2009
“I really take issue with the pair of beef sunglasses that I got on the first course.” Alex Guarnaschelli
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Daniel: Don’t record ‘Hank.’ Ryan: Why not? Daniel: Because I don’t know what it is.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
“He seems mentally unbalanced. I like him!” Amanda Veazey, on recent “Jeopardy!” champion Stefan
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
“What are we watching?” “We’re watching ‘If the Earth Were Dead’ or something.” William Veazey & Ryan Eanes