Ellen: “Oh, wait, they’re smarter than us.” Aisander: “I refute that statement.” Ellen & Aisander Duda, discussing a High School Musical Mystery Date game
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Category Archives: Snobbery
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
“Honey, I think you’re missing the silver lining here… When you’re old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting.” Karen on Will & Grace
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Sharon: What was she wearing? Ryan: I don’t recall exactly, but for some reason I want to say “trash bags.”
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jack: Why isn’t she saying anything?! Karen: She’s hypnotized by her own dress!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
“‘Please remain in the relaxation grotto…’ Have crueler words ever been spoken?!” Frasier Crane on Frasier
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Ryan: “I hope they’re married.” Me: “I hope they die.”
Friday, April 2, 2004
“You know I don’t care for retarded persons.”
Sunday, March 21, 2004
“How dare you challenge my perceptions of what old people can do!” Homer Simpson
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
“I’m good at telling people they’re stupid, and at being creative. Clearly I was born to be a producer.” Me. Yes. Me.
Friday, February 6, 2004
“Back then, extra-marital affairs were scandalous. Now it’s just what everyone does.” My Government teacher, explaining an old form of blackmail
Tuesday, February 3, 2004
“It doesn’t bother me that he’s a cheerleader, or that he’s gay… it’s just that he cheers like a girl.” An anonymous person at the game tonight
Tuesday, February 3, 2004
“Allow me to cleanse my palate with a light Mountain Dew.” William Veazey