Things We Heard (or Said) » Snobbery

Sharon — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:25:57 +0000

“It’s okay. You’re white, you’re supposed to like Journey.”
Tomarra

Ryan — Tue, 18 May 2010 20:41:17 +0000

“Sometimes it does seem like it would be a delight to be a bedridden shut-in.”

Ryan — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:00:12 +0000

“I just think it’s neat that you midgets are able to make chocolate.”
Some guy on The Little Chocolatiers, as quoted on The Soup

Ryan — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:23:29 +0000

“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell

Ryan — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:35:05 +0000

“Hey! You two! Stop it! No factorials, exponents or fractions in the gay bar!”

Ryan — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 08:41:16 +0000

Daniel: Don’t record ‘Hank.’
Ryan: Why not?
Daniel: Because I don’t know what it is.

Ryan — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:20:43 +0000

“[The Manhattan JCPenney store] has the most obese mannequins I have ever seen. They probably need special insulin-based epoxy injections just to make their limbs stay on. It’s like a headless wax museum devoted entirely to the cast of ‘Roseanne.’”
The New York Times review of the JCPenney location in Herald Square

Ryan — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:40:25 +0000

“[My hotel room] is a pomeranian and a loud grandfather clock away from being the guest room in someone’s rich dead grandmother’s house.”

Ryan — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:51:42 +0000

“People are saying, ‘Geez, this isn’t Star Trek yet, this is just pants that don’t stain,’ but you’ve got to start somewhere,” said Howard Lovy, news editor of the nanotech industry journal Small Times. “I’m wearing nano-pants as we speak.”
Contributed by Mark

William — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:32:37 +0000

“I don’t mean to boast, but I’m right.”
Garnett Lee on “Cranky Geeks“

Ryan — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:53:43 +0000

“I question your poetry writing abilities solely because you just asked me what word might rhyme with ‘titties.’”

Ryan — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:32:40 +0000

“…our backwater doesn’t ‘fester.’ It bubbles cheerily.”
Todd Wachsman