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Ron Mitchell
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Category Archives: Snobbery
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Saturday, December 12, 2009
“Hey! You two! Stop it! No factorials, exponents or fractions in the gay bar!”
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Daniel: Don’t record ‘Hank.’
Ryan: Why not?
Daniel: Because I don’t know what it is.
Friday, August 14, 2009
“[The Manhattan JCPenney store] has the most obese mannequins I have ever seen. They probably need special insulin-based epoxy injections just to make their limbs stay on. It’s like a headless wax museum devoted entirely to the cast of ‘Roseanne.’”
The New York Times review of the JCPenney location in Herald Square
Thursday, August 13, 2009
“[My hotel room] is a pomeranian and a loud grandfather clock away from being the guest room in someone’s rich dead grandmother’s house.”
Thursday, June 18, 2009
“People are saying, ‘Geez, this isn’t Star Trek yet, this is just pants that don’t stain,’ but you’ve got to start somewhere,” said Howard Lovy, news editor of the nanotech industry journal Small Times. “I’m wearing nano-pants as we speak.”
Contributed by Mark
Friday, February 13, 2009
“I don’t mean to boast, but I’m right.”
Garnett Lee on “Cranky Geeks“
Thursday, January 29, 2009
“I question your poetry writing abilities solely because you just asked me what word might rhyme with ‘titties.’”
Monday, December 1, 2008
“…our backwater doesn’t ‘fester.’ It bubbles cheerily.”
Todd Wachsman
Monday, November 3, 2008
“It tasted like two things had been accidentally dumped into a glass to me… emphasis on the word ‘dump.’”
Expressing my disdain for a beverage that a dinner companion was enjoying
Saturday, September 27, 2008
“A Mormon writing a vampire romance is like someone Amish writing a cyberpunk novel.”
My thoughts on Twilight
Thursday, September 25, 2008
“I will never be able to listen to [Clay Aiken] sing, ‘O Holy Night,’ knowing he desires unholy nights.”
Some crazy lady on a message board