“I’m beginning to think ‘precocious’ means ‘young douche hole.’” Keir, commenting on an 11-year-old movie critic
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Category Archives: Snobbery
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“It’s okay. You’re white, you’re supposed to like Journey.” Tomarra
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
“Sometimes it does seem like it would be a delight to be a bedridden shut-in.”
Saturday, April 3, 2010
“I just think it’s neat that you midgets are able to make chocolate.” Some guy on The Little Chocolatiers, as quoted on The Soup
Thursday, January 21, 2010
“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.” Ron Mitchell
Saturday, December 12, 2009
“Hey! You two! Stop it! No factorials, exponents or fractions in the gay bar!”
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Daniel: Don’t record ‘Hank.’ Ryan: Why not? Daniel: Because I don’t know what it is.
Friday, August 14, 2009
“[The Manhattan JCPenney store] has the most obese mannequins I have ever seen. They probably need special insulin-based epoxy injections just to make their limbs stay on. It’s like a headless wax museum devoted entirely to the cast of ‘Roseanne.’” The New York Times review of the JCPenney location in Herald Square
Thursday, August 13, 2009
“[My hotel room] is a pomeranian and a loud grandfather clock away from being the guest room in someone’s rich dead grandmother’s house.”
Thursday, June 18, 2009
“People are saying, ‘Geez, this isn’t Star Trek yet, this is just pants that don’t stain,’ but you’ve got to start somewhere,” said Howard Lovy, news editor of the nanotech industry journal Small Times. “I’m wearing nano-pants as we speak.” Contributed by Mark
Friday, February 13, 2009
“I don’t mean to boast, but I’m right.” Garnett Lee on “Cranky Geeks“
Thursday, January 29, 2009
“I question your poetry writing abilities solely because you just asked me what word might rhyme with ‘titties.’”