Things We Heard (or Said) » Snippets

Ryan — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:52:54 +0000

“His brother has a masterful goatee.”

Ryan — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:23:29 +0000

“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell

Ryan — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:52:05 +0000

“…but I don’t want to get stung by a scorpion again! …in Egypt!”
Random guy walking down 8th Avenue on his phone

Ryan — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:55:43 +0000

“‘Salary rosters’ sounds like an extremely typo-imbued appetizer at Ruby Tuesday.”

Ryan — Tue, 20 May 2008 23:19:02 +0000

“There was a slight doo-doo twinge in the air.”
Casey Eanes

Ryan — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:10:44 +0000

“As we know, all a girl really wants from sex is a bruised cervix.”

Ryan — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:58:15 +0000

Sharon: What was she wearing?
Ryan: I don’t recall exactly, but for some reason I want to say “trash bags.”

Ryan — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:31:47 +0000

“Why must the gays stamp everything?”

Sharon — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:08:49 +0000

“Wendy, that evil temptress of the sub-basement of 1211 Avenue of the Americas, lured me into her den of iniquity and myocardial infarction once again.”

–Ryan, discussing lunch.

Ryan — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:17:46 +0000

“People with mustaches shouldn’t say ‘splendid.’”

William — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:13:16 +0000

“You can’t kick me in the crotch, because your crotch is nowhere near my feet.”

Ryan — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:34:09 +0000

“Generally I don’t urinate upon myself when I’m delighted, but to each his own.”