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Category Archives: Sass
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Ryan: We always learned in music class that the organ was the king of the instruments. Chris: That’s appropriate since it’s always played by a big queen.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
“I think the Darwinosaurus got him.” Eric Dietrich on a 6-year-boy that ostensibly commandeered a helium weather balloon and then vanished
Thursday, October 8, 2009
“You so should have pumpkin spiced her ass.” Todd Wachsman
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Tomarra: Ugh, my headache is back… [T walks by] Tomarra: T, it’s your fault my headache is back! T: Wha? Tomarra: Oh, I’m blaming you for things you have no control over! T: Hey, that’s what being a husband and father is all about!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
“This is the straightest gay party I’ve ever been to.”
Friday, August 14, 2009
“[The Manhattan JCPenney store] has the most obese mannequins I have ever seen. They probably need special insulin-based epoxy injections just to make their limbs stay on. It’s like a headless wax museum devoted entirely to the cast of ‘Roseanne.’” The New York Times review of the JCPenney location in Herald Square
Thursday, August 13, 2009
“[My hotel room] is a pomeranian and a loud grandfather clock away from being the guest room in someone’s rich dead grandmother’s house.”
Friday, July 17, 2009
“If love makes you have to go to New Jersey, I don’t want love!” Tomarra, commenting on my weekend plans
Monday, June 22, 2009
“I think they missed the whole point of the original–these are people who wanted to dance, not who were dancers already! It wasn’t Fame on a farm!” A coworker expresses annoyance at the casting reports for the new Footloose movie
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
“Oh come on, what’s the use of power if you’re just going to use it for good?” My coworker, T.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
“I’m pretty sure I speak for the universe when I say that no one should have a ‘cheese spreadsheet.’”