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Category Archives: Sass
Monday, July 19, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Large black lady, looking at the produce section: Why ain’t they just got regular plain old apples? This be too many to pick from! Half-interested friend: Mmm-hmm. Atlantic Station Pathmark
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“It’s okay. You’re white, you’re supposed to like Journey.” Tomarra
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“I know you end up with broccoli, but that really sounds like a drug deal.” Tomarra, after hearing details of my CSA pickup
Monday, May 3, 2010
“In any case, [she] is like a urine cake with sauerkraut filling and rotten crab frosting.”
Monday, March 29, 2010
“Seeing hardcore Republicans watch Sarah Palin makes me think of lab rats that have been trained to push a button to get cocaine.”
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
“This job is so frustrating, my wigs are turning gray!”
Thursday, March 4, 2010
“Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ‘em up. Either that or she got dentures.” Gawker
Saturday, February 13, 2010
“We’ve all had our own experiences. I worked in a singing diner, you were a French poodle.”
Friday, January 15, 2010
“No one can be intimidating if they’re wearing a skinny piano tie.”
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“If your parents named you Britney, chances are they knew you had no chance of joining MENSA.” Tomarra, on baby names
Sunday, December 13, 2009
“Thank you, but I don’t need to be lectured by a naked torso.”