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Category Archives: Sarcasm-osity
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
“The latest season of MTV’s long-running program ended last night like a geriatric poodle falling down a flight of stairs.” Gawker.com, on the season finale of MTV’s The Real World
Monday, March 29, 2010
“Seeing hardcore Republicans watch Sarah Palin makes me think of lab rats that have been trained to push a button to get cocaine.”
Thursday, October 15, 2009
“I think the Darwinosaurus got him.” Eric Dietrich on a 6-year-boy that ostensibly commandeered a helium weather balloon and then vanished
Sunday, June 21, 2009
“Many a person will tell you that I rival the entertainment value of unsalted butter on Wonderbread toast.”
Thursday, June 18, 2009
“People are saying, ‘Geez, this isn’t Star Trek yet, this is just pants that don’t stain,’ but you’ve got to start somewhere,” said Howard Lovy, news editor of the nanotech industry journal Small Times. “I’m wearing nano-pants as we speak.” Contributed by Mark
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
“I’m pretty sure I speak for the universe when I say that no one should have a ‘cheese spreadsheet.’”
Monday, March 2, 2009
“Going skiing during a move is like playing Russian Roulette with the Universe.”
Friday, February 20, 2009
“What about a beheaded half-torso doesn’t appeal to you?”
Sunday, November 17, 2002
Ryan: “I’ve changed my mind. I’ve decided to order their world-famous egg platter.” William: “They have that here?” Ryan: “No. I just made it up.”
Thursday, September 19, 2002
Amanda: “Why do you judge people so much? You’re not God! Remember in the Bible where it says ‘Thou shalt not judge’?” Me: “I believe it says ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged.’” Amanda: “Well, whatever, I haven’t read the Bible.” Sad, isn’t it? I live with this every day.