Things We Heard (or Said) » Queries

William — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:05:01 +0000

“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?”
Amanda Veazey

William — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:19:03 +0000

Amanda: “What sound does an otter make? Dalan says it goes ‘Wark, wark!’”
William: “I’m not a zoologist, but I can say without fear of contradiction that otters do not go ‘wark, wark!’”
Amanda & William Veazey

William — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:31:35 +0000

“Is that a stool sample?”
“It’s spaghetti sauce.”

Ryan — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:48:36 +0000

“Why did you just stamp your arm with my bank account information?”

William — Sun, 31 May 2009 05:26:02 +0000

“Did you just say ‘I wonder how many M&Ms I can fit in my mouth?’”
Amanda Veazey

William — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:07:49 +0000

“Um. Are you naked and wearing an oven mitt?”
Molly Wood, CNet personality and technology pundit, to her son.

William — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:38:54 +0000

“Guys, when you get sick, does your tongue get weird?”
me

William — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:31:56 +0000

“What’s that band, ‘Burgundy 7?’”
Turan Duda

Ryan — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:08:09 +0000

British tourist girl: Do you offer any sort of vegetarian fare?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: Wha?
British tourist girl: Vegetarian fare? Do you offer any?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: (shakes her head in befuddlement)
British tourist girl: Do you… OFF-ah… any… SORT… of… veg-eh-TARE-ee-an FARE?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: I no… (shakes her head confusedly)
At a Jack in the Box in Los Angeles on Santa Monica Boulevard

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Ryan — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 04:44:36 +0000

“Technically speaking, is gravy a member of the sauce family? Or is sauce a subset of gravy?”
David Letterman

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Valette — Wed, 22 Jan 2003 22:40:35 +0000

“Will you be renting an apartment, or just buying vegetables?”
Dana asking Donna about her upcoming mission trip

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Ryan — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 10:28:34 +0000

“Do peoples’ cars really get cut in half by a chainsaw on a regular basis, and is snorting coke off of hookers’ boobs really that common? I’d certainly never heard of it.”