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Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Amanda: “What sound does an otter make? Dalan says it goes ‘Wark, wark!’”
William: “I’m not a zoologist, but I can say without fear of contradiction that otters do not go ‘wark, wark!’”
Amanda & William Veazey
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
“Is that a stool sample?”
“It’s spaghetti sauce.”
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
“Why did you just stamp your arm with my bank account information?”
Sunday, May 31, 2009
“Did you just say ‘I wonder how many M&Ms I can fit in my mouth?’”
Amanda Veazey
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
“Um. Are you naked and wearing an oven mitt?”
Molly Wood, CNet personality and technology pundit, to her son.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
“Guys, when you get sick, does your tongue get weird?”
me
Thursday, January 10, 2008
“What’s that band, ‘Burgundy 7?’”
Turan Duda
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
British tourist girl: Do you offer any sort of vegetarian fare?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: Wha?
British tourist girl: Vegetarian fare? Do you offer any?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: (shakes her head in befuddlement)
British tourist girl: Do you… OFF-ah… any… SORT… of… veg-eh-TARE-ee-an FARE?
Hispanic Jack in the Box cashier: I no… (shakes her head [...]
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
“Technically speaking, is gravy a member of the sauce family? Or is sauce a subset of gravy?”
David Letterman
Wednesday, January 22, 2003
“Will you be renting an apartment, or just buying vegetables?”
Dana asking Donna about her upcoming mission trip
Wednesday, November 27, 2002
“Do peoples’ cars really get cut in half by a chainsaw on a regular basis, and is snorting coke off of hookers’ boobs really that common? I’d certainly never heard of it.”