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Category Archives: Overheard
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
“I was talking about Pastor Dave from that movie Saved and Mom said ‘Don’t you mean Captain Dan from that movie Fourth of July?’ Then, I said ‘Mom, that’s Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump. And Born on the Fourth of July.’” Amanda Veazey
Saturday, September 12, 2009
“…but I don’t want to get stung by a scorpion again! …in Egypt!” Random guy walking down 8th Avenue on his phone
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
“I don’t know if it’s ever really appropriate to describe a bowel movement as ‘hearty.’”
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
“Is that a stool sample?” “It’s spaghetti sauce.”
Thursday, June 18, 2009
“At least we know now how to get in trouble around this place, right, Essie?” A young (somewhere between 6-12) child’s voice in Cabo Pulmo, a remote but inexpensive Mexican place Contributed by Mark
Friday, May 22, 2009
“If she had just died in a poor African country, none of this would have happened.” Random lady on Santa Monica Beach
Friday, March 20, 2009
“I can’t manufacture pickles out of thin air.”
Friday, February 27, 2009
“She’s going to be living on a compound composting and weaving her own yarn out of cat hair in 8 years, but she’s not unpleasant to have a chat with at a party.”
Friday, February 27, 2009
“We became friends when I was jealous that she had a silver bikini in second grade.” Two women overheard in the elevator
Thursday, January 29, 2009
“I question your poetry writing abilities solely because you just asked me what word might rhyme with ‘titties.’”
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
“I don’t know, I still think he’s so hot in an ‘oh my god, what did I just do, I’ll never be clean again’ kind of way.” Girls overheard discussing Criss Angel at Luxor in Las Vegas