“It’s my favorite movie! I never got to see it!”
Overheard in Target by Twitter user @leeannthill.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Ghetto mom: How you gonna wrap a dog?
Little girl: (optimistically) I don’t know… I could do it.
Overheard by Eric at Target in Linden, New Jersey
Saturday, December 12, 2009
“Hey! You two! Stop it! No factorials, exponents or fractions in the gay bar!”
Friday, November 20, 2009
“Explain or I will eat your eyeballs and ruin my appetite.”
Thursday, November 12, 2009
“I just got groped by Greg in the CiCi’s parking lot.”
A guy, whose name is probably not Greg.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
“See? Sigourney Weaver is wearing appropriate undergarments.”
Overheard during an Emmy-watching party
Saturday, September 19, 2009
“This is the straightest gay party I’ve ever been to.”
Saturday, September 19, 2009
“If I was in a band, I’d wear 3D glasses all the time.”
Chris Haigy
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
“I was talking about Pastor Dave from that movie Saved and Mom said ‘Don’t you mean Captain Dan from that movie Fourth of July?’ Then, I said ‘Mom, that’s Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump. And Born on the Fourth of July.’”
Amanda Veazey
Saturday, September 12, 2009
“…but I don’t want to get stung by a scorpion again! …in Egypt!”
Random guy walking down 8th Avenue on his phone
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
“I don’t know if it’s ever really appropriate to describe a bowel movement as ‘hearty.’”
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
“Is that a stool sample?”
“It’s spaghetti sauce.”