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Category Archives: Observations
Monday, March 15, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
“Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ‘em up. Either that or she got dentures.” Gawker
Monday, March 1, 2010
“Fire tits [are] an uncommon twist for a gay man’s dream.” Todd Wachsman
Saturday, February 13, 2010
“We’ve all had our own experiences. I worked in a singing diner, you were a French poodle.”
Friday, February 5, 2010
“A gorilla doing sign language is plausible, but a gorilla maintaining a website is just shocking.”
Monday, February 1, 2010
“The side of your head is completely famous.” Todd Wachsman
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
“It’s a variety of butt thrust exercises performed to a horrible synthesized version of the William Tell Overture.” Description of a horrifying 80′s workout video
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“Pulp Fiction was a huge stepping stone for Samuel L. Clemens.” Submitted by Troy Hickman. Thanks, Troy!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
“That sounds like a place that would be owned and operated by soft-spoken lesbians.”
Friday, January 15, 2010
“No one can be intimidating if they’re wearing a skinny piano tie.”
Thursday, January 14, 2010
“It looked like an anthropomorphic coal miner’s lunchbox leapt into the water.”
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.” Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller