Things We Heard (or Said) » Observations

Ryan — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:29:35 +0000

“That sounds like a degenerative disease that impacts monkeys.”
Ryan Eanes

Ryan — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:36:55 +0000

“Good lord. It’s like Disney and Pollyanna had a baby and named it Zappos. …They were falling over themselves to convey what a fabulous experience the mere caress of my voice was.”
Todd Wachsman

William — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 03:58:40 +0000

“People are a lot more sedimentary than they used to be.”
Ruth Miller

William — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:44:49 +0000

“That chicken tastes too much like an animal.”

Ryan — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:12:32 +0000

“Scientology is to religion what Farmville is to games.”
The Pitch

Ryan — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:46:34 +0000

“If everyone who had their ass slapped in a bar called the cops, the police would never get anything done!”

William — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:12:19 +0000

“It’s not that bad. Her hair’s not falling out any more.”
Audrey Fowler

William — Thu, 27 May 2010 23:59:33 +0000

William Veazey: “It’s just another part of that endemic problem in society, of people being too caught up in themselves.”
Amanda Veazey: “Yeah, I tweeted about that last night.”

William — Sat, 08 May 2010 19:33:08 +0000

“I can’t believe we’re arguing over how to portray a Norse god as a homeless guy.”
William Veazey

Ryan — Mon, 03 May 2010 20:26:45 +0000

“In any case, [she] is like a urine cake with sauerkraut filling and rotten crab frosting.”

William — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:12:03 +0000

“I don’t think you can get a margarita and a kids menu.”

Ryan — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:07:37 +0000

“I’m uncertain how I feel about creamy wine product.”