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Category Archives: Observations
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
“Good lord. It’s like Disney and Pollyanna had a baby and named it Zappos. …They were falling over themselves to convey what a fabulous experience the mere caress of my voice was.” Todd Wachsman
Saturday, July 24, 2010
“People are a lot more sedimentary than they used to be.” Ruth Miller
Friday, July 16, 2010
“That chicken tastes too much like an animal.”
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
“Scientology is to religion what Farmville is to games.” The Pitch
Friday, June 18, 2010
“If everyone who had their ass slapped in a bar called the cops, the police would never get anything done!”
Friday, June 11, 2010
“It’s not that bad. Her hair’s not falling out any more.” Audrey Fowler
Thursday, May 27, 2010
William Veazey: “It’s just another part of that endemic problem in society, of people being too caught up in themselves.” Amanda Veazey: “Yeah, I tweeted about that last night.”
Saturday, May 8, 2010
“I can’t believe we’re arguing over how to portray a Norse god as a homeless guy.” William Veazey
Monday, May 3, 2010
“In any case, [she] is like a urine cake with sauerkraut filling and rotten crab frosting.”
Thursday, April 29, 2010
“I don’t think you can get a margarita and a kids menu.”
Friday, April 23, 2010
“I’m uncertain how I feel about creamy wine product.”