Things We Heard (or Said) » Malapropisms

Ryan — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:04:53 +0000

“That is because of my professional experience and knowledge as an alcohol.”

A Random Contributor — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:59:39 +0000

“Man, you’re cranky today… I know which of the Seven Dwarfs you are–Bashful!”
As said by Marshall R.; contributed by Samantha M.

Ryan — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:55:43 +0000

“‘Salary rosters’ sounds like an extremely typo-imbued appetizer at Ruby Tuesday.”

Ryan — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:43:35 +0000

“I was unaware that healthful cereals were able to play card games.”

Ryan — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:37:48 +0000

“I feel so artistic! Gosh, I have so many ideas, I could just… pee!”
Jack on Will & Grace

William — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:31:56 +0000

“What’s that band, ‘Burgundy 7?’”
Turan Duda

Ryan — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:19:53 +0000

“All dis holiday cheer ’bout to ‘cheer’ me off, if you get what I’m sayin’…”
Crazy barista at Starbucks on 47th & 6th

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Valette — Thu, 14 Aug 2003 01:32:53 +0000

“Kinda like Martha Stewart telling you how easy it is to whip up a few personalized ottomans for your Thanksgiving guests.”
Damon

William — Wed, 08 May 2002 19:46:44 +0000

“She’s not exactly the sharpest penny in the lemonade.”
Ryan, discussing his comm. professor

William — Wed, 03 Oct 2001 04:38:56 +0000

“Did she just die… sporadically?”
Amanda, inquiring as to someone’s death