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Category Archives: Malapropisms
Friday, February 6, 2009
Monday, August 4, 2008
“Man, you’re cranky today… I know which of the Seven Dwarfs you are–Bashful!” As said by Marshall R.; contributed by Samantha M.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
“‘Salary rosters’ sounds like an extremely typo-imbued appetizer at Ruby Tuesday.”
Thursday, April 3, 2008
“I was unaware that healthful cereals were able to play card games.”
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
“I feel so artistic! Gosh, I have so many ideas, I could just… pee!” Jack on Will & Grace
Thursday, January 10, 2008
“What’s that band, ‘Burgundy 7?’” Turan Duda
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
“All dis holiday cheer ’bout to ‘cheer’ me off, if you get what I’m sayin’…” Crazy barista at Starbucks on 47th & 6th
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
“Kinda like Martha Stewart telling you how easy it is to whip up a few personalized ottomans for your Thanksgiving guests.” Damon
Wednesday, May 8, 2002
“She’s not exactly the sharpest penny in the lemonade.” Ryan, discussing his comm. professor
Tuesday, October 2, 2001
“Did she just die… sporadically?” Amanda, inquiring as to someone’s death