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Category Archives: Internet Wisdom
Friday, August 13, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
“Scientology is to religion what Farmville is to games.” The Pitch
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“…if I were an ambitious almond, I would attempt to become ruler of the world by threatening to release the cyanide I naturally contain.” The Impulsive Buy
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
“Like small-breasted porn starlets, the Ritz Crackerfuls Cheddar Cheese & Bacon keeps it real.” The Impulsive Buy
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
“Your dreams of warm rubbery stale bread and greasy questionable meat products have been answered!” Grocery Eats (warning, language NSFW)
Thursday, April 1, 2010
“The latest season of MTV’s long-running program ended last night like a geriatric poodle falling down a flight of stairs.” Gawker.com, on the season finale of MTV’s The Real World
Monday, March 22, 2010
“You know what would be even more awesome than sinus-dwelling cats? Having the ability to shoot lasers from your nose!”
Thursday, March 4, 2010
“Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ‘em up. Either that or she got dentures.” Gawker
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“For the record: ‘homemade Danish’ is not a euphemism.” Mythbuster and Twitter user @donttrythis (Adam Savage).
Friday, November 20, 2009
“Explain or I will eat your eyeballs and ruin my appetite.”
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
“God, I love photos of Glenn Beck crying. It makes every day feel like a Christmas miracle.” The Retropolitan
Saturday, September 12, 2009
“I am actually sitting here at my desk eating cilantro off the stalk.” Nico Muhly