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Category Archives: Internet Wisdom
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“For the record: ‘homemade Danish’ is not a euphemism.”
Mythbuster and Twitter user @donttrythis (Adam Savage).
Friday, November 20, 2009
“Explain or I will eat your eyeballs and ruin my appetite.”
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
“God, I love photos of Glenn Beck crying. It makes every day feel like a Christmas miracle.”
The Retropolitan
Saturday, September 12, 2009
“I am actually sitting here at my desk eating cilantro off the stalk.”
Nico Muhly
Saturday, July 18, 2009
“When a man and a woman love each other very much, but hate babies, a stork comes to the window and they beat it with a broom.”
Jezebel’s answer to the question, “Where do abortions come from?“
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
“Now the person running this ancient land-phallus [Italy] is a naked orange clown who spends all of his time ringleading orgies with young non-wife girls or fiddling around with the roster of the soccer team he randomly owns.”
Wonkette
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
“If we don’t feel stupid it means we’re not really trying.”
Martin A. Schwartz
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
“I always figured it had more to do with fucked up international policies and dumbassery along the lines of changing french fries to freedom fries just to NEENER NEENER at foreign dignitaries.”
lulugirl.livejournal.com, in a thread on sf_drama
Saturday, May 9, 2009
“He’s starting to look more and more like a woman’s softball coach who’s ‘in transition.’”
A New York Magazine website commenter describing Eminem
Friday, May 8, 2009
“…there’s nothing like the image of a tiny foot covered in blood and uterine juices to spice up a ham sandwich.”
Dooce
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
“And then there are those sugary grains. Sugary grains dumped in a bowl of udder excrement. Would you eat something resembling my friend’s son spit up?”
Endless Simmer’s opinion on cereal