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Category Archives: Inexplicable

“You have moongina stuck in your head? Gross.” Todd Wachsman

“My whole damn family have always been confetti makers.”

“You know what would be even more awesome than sinus-dwelling cats? Having the ability to shoot lasers from your nose!”

“Why don’t I just ask him to take his shirt off?” “Because he’ll blush and say no and then confuse us all with scientific names of sea creatures.”

“This job is so frustrating, my wigs are turning gray!”

“Passing out makes me sleepy.” Amanda Veazey

“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.” Ron Mitchell

“The side of your head is completely famous.” Todd Wachsman

“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?” Amanda Veazey

“It looked like an anthropomorphic coal miner’s lunchbox leapt into the water.”

“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.” Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”

“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.” Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller