Things We Heard (or Said) » Inexplicable

Ryan — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:29:35 +0000

“That sounds like a degenerative disease that impacts monkeys.”
Ryan Eanes

Ryan — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:56:03 +0000

“I love my black wife, Wendy Williams–and our two apparently Asian children!”
Jon Stewart

William — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:03:35 +0000

Wanda: “I heard on the radio, the guy [from Steely Dan] said when they say ‘We’re going to play something off our new album,’ five thousand people get up to go get a beer and they don’t come back until the hear the first notes of this one song, but I can’t remember what it is.”
Amanda: “Is it ‘Reelin’ in the Years?’”
Wanda: “No….”
Amanda: “‘Rikki, Don’t Lose That Number?’”
Wanda: “No….”
Amanda: “‘Dr. Wu?’”
Wanda: “No….”
Amanda: “‘Kid Charlemagne?’”
Wanda: “No, that’s not it….”
Amanda: “‘Do It Again?’”
Wanda: “How’s that one go?”
Amanda: “‘You go back, Jack / Do it again / Wheel turnin’ round and round.’”
Wanda: “No….”
Amanda: “‘Deacon Blues?’”
Wanda: “No….”
Amanda: “‘Peg?’”
Wanda: “Are you sure you’re naming hit songs?”
Amanda: “Yes, Mom. These are all on the Greatest Hits CD.”
Wanda: “Well…maybe it was that ‘take the money’ song.”
Amanda: “Mom, that’s the Steve Miller Band, not Steely Dan.”
Wanda & Amanda Veazey

Ryan — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:12:13 +0000

“I’m not in the mood for fish. It’s just too hot for fish today.”

William — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:45:47 +0000

“If you can accept that when you hit the ball, it goes, and it goes where you aim it, then golf is interesting.”
Otley Veazey

William — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:44:49 +0000

“That chicken tastes too much like an animal.”

Ryan — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:11:05 +0000

“Like small-breasted porn starlets, the Ritz Crackerfuls Cheddar Cheese & Bacon keeps it real.”
The Impulsive Buy

Ryan — Tue, 18 May 2010 20:41:17 +0000

“Sometimes it does seem like it would be a delight to be a bedridden shut-in.”

Ryan — Wed, 12 May 2010 15:22:59 +0000

“That’s Elise for you, in a nutshell–she creeps people out with her perfume.”
Jill Dobson

William — Sat, 08 May 2010 19:33:08 +0000

“I can’t believe we’re arguing over how to portray a Norse god as a homeless guy.”
William Veazey

William — Thu, 06 May 2010 05:55:55 +0000

Alex Trebek: “It’s the only state whose name ends in a G.”
Contestant: “What is Wyoming?”
Wanda Veazey: “That can’t be right. What about Washington?”

Ryan — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:34:25 +0000

“I think that if I was a middle-aged lady I’d probably be bored a LOT.”