“What time were you thinking [about leaving tomorrow] so I know (a) how much to drink today in order to estimate (b) when I’ll black out? I want to be well-rested.”
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Category Archives: Inexplicable
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
“I don’t know how someone could use a urinal and eat a salad, though. It seems so… unsanitary.”
Saturday, July 31, 2010
“What is it with Bobby jiggling fried food in sacks today?” Al Mancuso
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
“That sounds like a degenerative disease that impacts monkeys.” Ryan Eanes
Monday, July 26, 2010
“I love my black wife, Wendy Williams–and our two apparently Asian children!” Jon Stewart
Monday, July 26, 2010
Wanda: “I heard on the radio, the guy [from Steely Dan] said when they say ‘We’re going to play something off our new album,’ five thousand people get up to go get a beer and they don’t come back until the hear the first notes of this one song, but I can’t remember what it [...]
Thursday, July 22, 2010
“I’m not in the mood for fish. It’s just too hot for fish today.”
Monday, July 19, 2010
“If you can accept that when you hit the ball, it goes, and it goes where you aim it, then golf is interesting.” Otley Veazey
Friday, July 16, 2010
“That chicken tastes too much like an animal.”
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
“Like small-breasted porn starlets, the Ritz Crackerfuls Cheddar Cheese & Bacon keeps it real.” The Impulsive Buy
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
“Sometimes it does seem like it would be a delight to be a bedridden shut-in.”
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
“That’s Elise for you, in a nutshell–she creeps people out with her perfume.” Jill Dobson