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Category Archives: Inexplicable

“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.”
Ron Mitchell

“The side of your head is completely famous.”
Todd Wachsman

“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?”
Amanda Veazey

“It looked like an anthropomorphic coal miner’s lunchbox leapt into the water.”

“Ugh. They don’t even have proper boobs, just nipplish droopage.”
Todd Wachsman’s observation about dogs’ “breasts”

“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.”
Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller

“It’s my favorite movie! I never got to see it!”
Overheard in Target by Twitter user @leeannthill.

“Why didn’t you try the tilapia?”
“I’m embarrassed to eat spaghetti in public.”

“Zurlene. It is not that hard.”

“…and there you have our little chicken corn witch face.”
Martha Stewart

“The Jews don’t work in gingerbread. It’s not their medium.”
Jennifer Koppelman-Hutt

“Thank you, but I don’t need to be lectured by a naked torso.”