“He’s an ‘F and I’ man.” Otley Veazey, discussing an IT worker
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Category Archives: Ineptitude & Incompetence
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
“It’s part of your generic heritage.” Otley Veazey
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
“Oh, Linus. And by ‘Linus,’ I mean ‘Schroeder.’” Amanda Veazey
Sunday, December 9, 2007
“Apparently, it’s an Afro-centristic card game.” Kevin Roberts
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Me: “There’s a Darryl’s in Greensboro?” Ashley: “They sure do, and it’s delicious.”
Saturday, December 8, 2007
“Now, which one of these is cat-based?” Heard in a Chinese restaurant at the buffet
Sunday, October 21, 2007
“The world has changed, haven’t you noticed? I can send moving pictures of all of this to Jenny.” “Ooh!” Elderly man to his wife in the airport, referring to his cell phone–which did not have a camera.
Monday, September 24, 2007
“Hush puppies are safe [for dogs to eat]. It’s got ‘dog’ right there in the name.” Ashley Miller
Monday, September 24, 2007
Judge David Young: Madam, why did you puncture her tire? Plaintiff Dorothy Fox: You know why I know why? Because this is why. Because first of all, in my knowledge, the… anytime anybody says anything about a raccoon in a story, they’re lying, and not only that, but they’re bad liars because there are no [...]
Thursday, August 30, 2007
“Going to LA is like going to Europe, right?” One ditzy girl to another
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
“All these be Mac games! I ain’t got no Mac!” A black girl in the Apple Store who had just spent five minutes blocking the software shelf
Monday, August 27, 2007
Q: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? A: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that our education like such as [...]