“Maybe he figured out some way to keep that from happening… [perhaps] some kind of flame retardant beard wash.” Speculation on how Blackbeard the pirate kept the lit candles he put in his beards from torching his face
“Is that the photovoltaic kind?” Otley Veazey, referring to probiotic fruit juice
“Does your camera take pictures?” Erin Walle
“If I had the tools to do it with, and the time to do it, and if I knew how to do it, I’d do it.”
“Are sherpas dogs?” Amanda Veazey
“How do you spend money on a boy? It’s not like they wear diamonds or anything.”
“Does that say ‘Meow?’ No, it’s ‘Menu.’” Amanda Veazey
“Amanda, do we need to stop at CVS?” “If it’s closed, we don’t have to.”
Bimbo #1: Like, where are we? What is this? Bimbo #2: I think it’s a bookstore. Borders, Century City
“I’m emotionally unstable. You can’t poke fingers at my ineptitude.” Ashley Miller
“Guys, when you get sick, does your tongue get weird?” me
“He’s an ‘F and I’ man.” Otley Veazey, discussing an IT worker