“What time were you thinking [about leaving tomorrow] so I know (a) how much to drink today in order to estimate (b) when I’ll black out? I want to be well-rested.”
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Category Archives: Ineptitude & Incompetence
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
“A sand horse! The car of the desert!” Homer Simpson, upon seeing a camel
Friday, February 5, 2010
“A gorilla doing sign language is plausible, but a gorilla maintaining a website is just shocking.”
Thursday, December 17, 2009
“I really don’t like this new hand sanitizer. It tastes disgusting.”
Monday, December 14, 2009
“…and there you have our little chicken corn witch face.” Martha Stewart
Friday, November 13, 2009
“The Europeans brought small pots to the Native Americans.” A sentence in an intro-level college history student’s essay.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
“…I guess [that] means that my friends see me as a fashion- and hair-challenged middle-aged woman who says nonsensical words and strangles herself with a phone.” The only logical explanation for why Gale Beggy reminds people of me
Saturday, June 6, 2009
“I woke up thinking that we could make billions by charging a tax on dolls.”
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
“What are we watching?” “We’re watching ‘If the Earth Were Dead’ or something.” William Veazey & Ryan Eanes
Thursday, April 9, 2009
“The boy is about as straight as my elbow, which I am currently holding at a 90º angle to demonstrate how not straight he–oh, never mind.”
Saturday, April 4, 2009
“I’m relatively normal compared to Japanese people.” William Veazey
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
“Why is there a giant chocolate-chip cookie up there? Oh, wait, that’s a map of the world.” Amanda Veazey