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Category Archives: Foot-in-Mouth

“I don’t think I need to attend a fertility workshop.” Todd Wachsman, who is allegedly a man

“That is because of my professional experience and knowledge as an alcohol.”

“[We have] Polok fish….” An employee of K&W Cafeteria, confusing a racial slur for pollock, a type of fish.

“I want to be a Hawaiian nun!”

“Is that the photovoltaic kind?” Otley Veazey, referring to probiotic fruit juice

“Does your camera take pictures?” Erin Walle

“If she’d waited any longer, I would’ve had Down syndrome.” Amanda Veazey

“Dana spoke to him on the phone and said he sounded weird and old. We’ll know on Monday if one or both of those things are true.”

“We don’t have anything to call it, so we’ll just call it ‘gigantopus.’” Ashley Miller, mocking the name of the Gigantopithicus

“Todd, your meat is stinky.” Ashley Miller, discussing a gyro.

Alex: I’m sad… Samantha: Why not? Contributed by Samantha

“It calls to me like a delicious, meaty siren.” me, discussing the last slice of Meat Lovers pizza