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Category Archives: Foot-in-Mouth
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“It’s terrible being an only child because you can’t stand being around anybody.”
Gwen Veazey
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
“Why didn’t you try the tilapia?”
“I’m embarrassed to eat spaghetti in public.”
Thursday, December 10, 2009
“She didn’t act that way before I met her.”
Said by Mary S. Submitted by Ashley Miller.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
“Hey, did you hit your face on something? Oh, no, that’s makeup.”
William Veazey
Saturday, April 4, 2009
“I’m relatively normal compared to Japanese people.”
William Veazey
Friday, April 3, 2009
“I may have to pee when we get to Walmart because if it’s late and we go to Walmart I have to pee.”
Erin Walle
Friday, March 13, 2009
“The baby can’t have broccoli rabe because it’ll make her fart real bad.”
Thursday, February 26, 2009
“I don’t think I need to attend a fertility workshop.”
Todd Wachsman, who is allegedly a man
Friday, February 6, 2009
“That is because of my professional experience and knowledge as an alcohol.”
Saturday, November 15, 2008
“[We have] Polok fish….”
An employee of K&W Cafeteria, confusing a racial slur for pollock, a type of fish.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
“I want to be a Hawaiian nun!”