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Category Archives: Foot-in-Mouth

“People are a lot more sedimentary than they used to be.” Ruth Miller

“That chicken tastes too much like an animal.”

William Veazey: “It’s just another part of that endemic problem in society, of people being too caught up in themselves.” Amanda Veazey: “Yeah, I tweeted about that last night.”

Alex Trebek: “It’s the only state whose name ends in a G.” Contestant: “What is Wyoming?” Wanda Veazey: “That can’t be right. What about Washington?”

“Pulp Fiction was a huge stepping stone for Samuel L. Clemens.” Submitted by Troy Hickman. Thanks, Troy!

“It’s terrible being an only child because you can’t stand being around anybody.” Gwen Veazey

“Why didn’t you try the tilapia?” “I’m embarrassed to eat spaghetti in public.”

“She didn’t act that way before I met her.” Said by Mary S. Submitted by Ashley Miller.

“Hey, did you hit your face on something?  Oh, no, that’s makeup.” William Veazey

“I’m relatively normal compared to Japanese people.” William Veazey

“I may have to pee when we get to Walmart because if it’s late and we go to Walmart I have to pee.” Erin Walle

“The baby can’t have broccoli rabe because it’ll make her fart real bad.”