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Category Archives: Family & Friends

“He magically conceals the horse’s body inside a wheelchair. How is that funny?” Amanda Veazey

“Pulp Fiction was a huge stepping stone for Samuel L. Clemens.” Submitted by Troy Hickman. Thanks, Troy!

“Something tells me that you really can tell the difference between a peter and a banana.” Ruth Miller, submitted by Ashley Miller

“It’s terrible being an only child because you can’t stand being around anybody.” Gwen Veazey

“I plead…crazy!” Audrey Fowler

“Why didn’t you try the tilapia?” “I’m embarrassed to eat spaghetti in public.”

“She didn’t act that way before I met her.” Said by Mary S. Submitted by Ashley Miller.

“You know Sarah.  If it’s alive, she loves it, and if it’s dead, she stuffs it.” Amanda Veazey

“My parrot has a bad New Jersey accent.  And she’s anti-Semitic.” Sterling Bollinger

“Man, I wish I was still in college, drinking juice boxes and watching ‘Murder She Wrote.’” Amanda Veazey

“I’m terrified of having night terrors.” Amanda Veazey

“She looked like the kind of girl who’d be nicknamed ‘Deg.’” Amanda Veazey