Wanda: “I heard on the radio, the guy [from Steely Dan] said when they say ‘We’re going to play something off our new album,’ five thousand people get up to go get a beer and they don’t come back until the hear the first notes of this one song, but I can’t remember what it [...]
“People are a lot more sedimentary than they used to be.” Ruth Miller
“If you can accept that when you hit the ball, it goes, and it goes where you aim it, then golf is interesting.” Otley Veazey
“That chicken tastes too much like an animal.”
“It’s not that bad. Her hair’s not falling out any more.” Audrey Fowler
William Veazey: “It’s just another part of that endemic problem in society, of people being too caught up in themselves.” Amanda Veazey: “Yeah, I tweeted about that last night.”
Alex Trebek: “It’s the only state whose name ends in a G.” Contestant: “What is Wyoming?” Wanda Veazey: “That can’t be right. What about Washington?”
“I don’t think you can get a margarita and a kids menu.”
“Why don’t I just ask him to take his shirt off?” “Because he’ll blush and say no and then confuse us all with scientific names of sea creatures.”
“Passing out makes me sleepy.” Amanda Veazey
“Paula Abdeen, I mean Paula Deen….” Tim Hall
“That was their graduation present to me: a rape whistle.” Amanda Veazey