“I feel lonely so often, like some homeless old lady that sits around a shelter doing jigsaw puzzles all day.”
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Category Archives: Blurtations
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
“Paula Abdeen, I mean Paula Deen….” Tim Hall
Monday, March 1, 2010
“Fire tits [are] an uncommon twist for a gay man’s dream.” Todd Wachsman
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?” Damon John
Friday, January 15, 2010
“No one can be intimidating if they’re wearing a skinny piano tie.”
Sunday, January 3, 2010
“It’s terrible being an only child because you can’t stand being around anybody.” Gwen Veazey
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
“It’s my favorite movie! I never got to see it!” Overheard in Target by Twitter user @leeannthill.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
“I plead…crazy!” Audrey Fowler
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“Zurlene. It is not that hard.”
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“Is he a convicted felon? I thought he was just a motivational speaker.”
Sunday, December 13, 2009
“The password is ‘eohippus.’ Or maybe not. I don’t really remember.”
Friday, December 11, 2009
“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.” Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville