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Category Archives: Blurtations

“Fire tits [are] an uncommon twist for a gay man’s dream.”
Todd Wachsman

“What makes somebody go pick up poop and want to make a juice out of it?”
Damon John

“No one can be intimidating if they’re wearing a skinny piano tie.”

“It’s terrible being an only child because you can’t stand being around anybody.”
Gwen Veazey

“It’s my favorite movie! I never got to see it!”
Overheard in Target by Twitter user @leeannthill.

“I plead…crazy!”
Audrey Fowler

“Zurlene. It is not that hard.”

“Is he a convicted felon? I thought he was just a motivational speaker.”

“The password is ‘eohippus.’ Or maybe not. I don’t really remember.”

“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.”
Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville

“She didn’t act that way before I met her.”
Said by Mary S. Submitted by Ashley Miller.

“I couldn’t have picked a better subway car! An elderly woman in a macrame hat is serenading us on a flutophone!”