Tomarra: Ugh, my headache is back… [T walks by] Tomarra: T, it’s your fault my headache is back! T: Wha? Tomarra: Oh, I’m blaming you for things you have no control over! T: Hey, that’s what being a husband and father is all about!
“Why did you just stamp your arm with my bank account information?”
“How can you have an ‘intimate memorial’ at the Staples Center?” Victor Garcia
“I think they missed the whole point of the original–these are people who wanted to dance, not who were dancers already! It wasn’t Fame on a farm!” A coworker expresses annoyance at the casting reports for the new Footloose movie
“Oh come on, what’s the use of power if you’re just going to use it for good?” My coworker, T.
“La Boheme, Les Miz, it’s all the same–it’s just French people singing about being poor.” A coworker’s comment on culture
Coworker: It’s just so annoying. He’s got this southern thick accent, and he stammers! Me: So, in essence, you’re negotiating with Foghorn Leghorn?
“I can’t manufacture pickles out of thin air.”
“The baby can’t have broccoli rabe because it’ll make her fart real bad.”
“Until you’re wearing a diaper, you’re not old!” My coworker Tomarra, providing her view on age
“We became friends when I was jealous that she had a silver bikini in second grade.” Two women overheard in the elevator
“Smashed blue jays and circumcision. Awesome.” The concluding remark of a conversation at a work party