Things We Heard (or Said) » At the Office

Ryan — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:12:13 +0000

“I’m not in the mood for fish. It’s just too hot for fish today.”

Sharon — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:24:09 +0000

“I know you end up with broccoli, but that really sounds like a drug deal.”
Tomarra, after hearing details of my CSA pickup

Ryan — Wed, 12 May 2010 15:22:59 +0000

“That’s Elise for you, in a nutshell–she creeps people out with her perfume.”
Jill Dobson

Ryan — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:52:54 +0000

“His brother has a masterful goatee.”

Ryan — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:40:03 +0000

“This job is so frustrating, my wigs are turning gray!”

Ryan — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:46:34 +0000

“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.”
Ron Mitchell

Ryan — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:23:29 +0000

“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell

Sharon — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:53:48 +0000

“If your parents named you Britney, chances are they knew you had no chance of joining MENSA.”
Tomarra, on baby names

Ryan — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:22:43 +0000

“I really don’t like this new hand sanitizer. It tastes disgusting.”

Sharon — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:18:22 +0000

“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.”
Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville

Sharon — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:21:49 +0000

T: I don’t even know what a comptroller does!
S: Well, John Slattery played one on Sex & The City–Carrie dated him.
T: So, a comptroller likes to pee on people?

Ryan — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:08:00 +0000

“You’re, like, vice president of the monkey music.”
Ron Mitchell