“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.”
Ron Mitchell
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Category Archives: At the Office
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.”
Ron Mitchell
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“If your parents named you Britney, chances are they knew you had no chance of joining MENSA.”
Tomarra, on baby names
Thursday, December 17, 2009
“I really don’t like this new hand sanitizer. It tastes disgusting.”
Friday, December 11, 2009
“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.”
Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
T: I don’t even know what a comptroller does!
S: Well, John Slattery played one on Sex & The City–Carrie dated him.
T: So, a comptroller likes to pee on people?
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
“You’re, like, vice president of the monkey music.”
Ron Mitchell
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Tomarra: Ugh, my headache is back…
[T walks by]
Tomarra: T, it’s your fault my headache is back!
T: Wha?
Tomarra: Oh, I’m blaming you for things you have no control over!
T: Hey, that’s what being a husband and father is all about!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
“Why did you just stamp your arm with my bank account information?”
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
“How can you have an ‘intimate memorial’ at the Staples Center?”
Victor Garcia
Monday, June 22, 2009
“I think they missed the whole point of the original–these are people who wanted to dance, not who were dancers already! It wasn’t Fame on a farm!”
A coworker expresses annoyance at the casting reports for the new Footloose movie
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
“Oh come on, what’s the use of power if you’re just going to use it for good?”
My coworker, T.