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Category Archives: At the Office
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
“I know you end up with broccoli, but that really sounds like a drug deal.” Tomarra, after hearing details of my CSA pickup
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
“That’s Elise for you, in a nutshell–she creeps people out with her perfume.” Jill Dobson
Friday, March 26, 2010
“His brother has a masterful goatee.”
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
“This job is so frustrating, my wigs are turning gray!”
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
“I fancy myself as something of a connoisseur of potato salad.” Ron Mitchell
Thursday, January 21, 2010
“You could be the Employee of the Week next week. And the criteria is that I have to have an awkward, kind of bad picture of you that’s poorly cropped.” Ron Mitchell
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“If your parents named you Britney, chances are they knew you had no chance of joining MENSA.” Tomarra, on baby names
Thursday, December 17, 2009
“I really don’t like this new hand sanitizer. It tastes disgusting.”
Friday, December 11, 2009
“Okay, how is this fair? If the cows can have sex, I should be able to get bacon.” Tomarra, discussing changes to Farmville
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
T: I don’t even know what a comptroller does! S: Well, John Slattery played one on Sex & The City–Carrie dated him. T: So, a comptroller likes to pee on people?
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
“You’re, like, vice president of the monkey music.” Ron Mitchell