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Category Archives: Advice

“If you need anything, don’t hesitate to slit somebody’s head for it.” Great words to live by

“Just because you’re tied to the porch it doesn’t mean you can’t bark at the cars driving by.” Scott

“OK… how do I crush his dreams without making it seem bad?” Stu Wales

“Community college is always a mistake unless you’re planning to be an air conditioning repairman.”

Ryan: How would I explain to them that I ditched my job to become a drag queen?! William: Very simple. Tell them that you’ve decided to become an eccentric millionaire.

“Wow, that was bad. Stay away from the white triangles.” Brian Wheeler, referring to a piece of Haribo Fruit Salad candy

“If you’re ahead, shut up and stay there.” “[Former presidential candidate Howard] Dean should have listened to that one.” Posts on a quote thread

“There’s no limit to the stuff you can learn in prison!” Leo Laporte

Dear 2600: I am in Germany working for the Army. What do I need to do? Henry Proceed with the original plan. You’ll be contacted. A letter to the editors of 2600, the Hacker Quarterly. Viewing of their site may be blocked by filters on your ISP, organization, or software-based firewall

“OK, you keep thinking. I’m going to the bathroom.” Dawn Pickett, who is in my Java lab

“One peanut butter jar isn’t going to save the world.” Me, to William, on when recycling just isn’t worth it

“If you find this book difficult to read, you should drop. Not only this class, but college in general.”