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A sign that was (honestly) on the door of Wal-Mart


Seen: A book entitled Nomads of South Persia lying in the stairwell for no apparent reason.


Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks, the traditional and typical of Chinese glorous history and cultual.
On a package of bamboo chopsticks

“Fire alarm sounds like ‘Whoop’, looks like ‘Strobe Light'”
Evacuation plan sign at the Westin Santa Clara hotel