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“Just lure him into the lucrative sulfuric acid manufacturing business, ‘accidentally’ throw him into a vat during a romantic moonlight stroll across the factory catwalks one night after everyone’s gone home, and you’re set.”
Ryan’s evil plan for women to get rich without doing anything

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“If there is the potential that I will appear on TV as the butt of an intern joke, I don’t want to look bumpkin-esque.”
Ryan worries too much about his internship

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“We were being shouted at by some woman who said our protest was poo.”
Simon

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“Solid waste dump cycle complete.”
Comment upon returning from the restroom

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“Ain’t ain’t a word!”
“Yeah, neither is Forboblaughten. Doesn’t stop me from using it.”
Some random person trying to correct my grammar

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“My teeth feel like they have a matte finish.”
Me, prior to brushing my teeth

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“Every once in a while they’ll lock all the doors but the front one, and you’ll have to use that door. It’s part of the RAM’s… Random Anti-terrorism Measures.”
“What, they’re trying to surprise the terrorists!? ‘What the… This door’s locked! I’m so confused!'”
Airman McClellan, showing me around the shop that I’ll be working in