“You broke her chair by sneezing, didn’t you?”
Dr. Thompson, speaking to a student next to another girl whose chair spontaneously collapsed


“I have to pee, is Ryan online?”
Ashley, who needs to learn punctuation before she graduates with an English degree.


“How are you supposed to scroll down the page without the mouse wheel!?”
Karen has been apparently too dependent on technology


“Doesn’t everyone have a basement jail?! It’s something every house should have.”
Dr. Thompson, trying to make another argument… but just scaring us all instead


“Do you know what we do in those training sessions, Woody?”
“Smoke cigarettes?”


“Are you concerned about physically harming a loved one; pushing a stranger in front of a bus; steering your car into oncoming traffic; inappropriate sexual contact; or poisoning dinner guests?”
A BBC OCD test